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take notes
Between the ages of 18-21, a woman is like Africa or
Australia:
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally
beautiful with bushland around a fertile delta.
Between the ages of 21-30, a woman is like America or
Japan:
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to
trade, especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India or Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty
Between the ages of 35-40, a woman is like France or
Argentina:
She may have been half destroyed during the war but
can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40-50, she is like Yugoslavia or
Poland:
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50-60, she is like Russia or
Canada:
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically
unpatrolled, but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60-70, a woman is like England or
Mongolia:
A glorious and all conquering past but, alas, no
future.
After 70, woman is like Albania:
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go
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