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Vizzini:Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya:You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya:My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya:I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley:Do you always begin conversations this way?
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | From: The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski:Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude:Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude:Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | One my all time favorite movies "A Streetcar Named Desire"
Stanley Kowalski: You know what luck is? Luck is believing you're lucky, that's all... To hold a front position in this rat-race, you've got to believe you are lucky
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Blanche DuBois: Deliberate cruelty is unforgivable, and the one thing of which I have never,ever been guilty of.
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Blanche DuBois: I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.
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For it was not into my ear He whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips He kissed, but my soul, He calls me slave, i call Him Master. ~Author Unknown
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| | | | and...in the spirit of halloween
From: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, better stay awake. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.
Rod Lane: I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up, Tina... Had your name written all over it.
Tina Gray: There's four letters in my name, Rod. How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?
Rod Lane: Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!
Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is on tonight.
Mrs. Lantz: Well how can you hear what she has to say?
Glen Lantz: Who cares what she has to say.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | From: Halloween
Dr. Sam Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
Dr. Sam Loomis: You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.
Tommy Doyle: But I saw the boogeyman! I saw him!
Laurie: Okay, what did he look like?
Tommy Doyle: Ummm...
[pauses and thinks]
Tommy Doyle: the boogeyman!
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | from one of my FAVORITE movies ... CryBaby
[Allison stops Cry-Baby from fondling her]
Allison: I want to, but I can't, for my parent's sake. They're both dead, Cry-Baby, I'm an orphan!
Cry-Baby: Oh, I'm sorry, Allison. But no wonder we're together. I'm an orphan, too.
Allison: You are?
Cry-Baby: Yes! And orphans have special needs.
Allison: Well, okay, but outside the shirt this time.
Pepper: The first thing a Cry-Baby girl learns is our bazooms are our weapons.
Cry-Baby: That's right, Allison. My father was the "Alphabet Bomber." He may have been crazy be he was my pop. Only one I ever had.
Allison: God... I heard about the Alphabet Bomber. Bombs exploding in the... in the airport... and barber shop...
Cry-Baby: That's right. All in alphabetical order. Car wash... drug store... I used to lay in my crib and hear him scream in his sleep...”A,B,C,D,E,F,G... BOOM! BOOM!"
Allison: But your mom...
Cry-Baby: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake but they fried her too.
Wanda's Father: Hi, Wanda honey.
Wanda's mother: You were on the radio.
Wanda: Would you just get me the fuck out of here?
Wanda's mother: What's "fuck" mean, Hector?
Wanda's Father: Oh, Maggie, it's just a teen nonsense word Wanda uses to make herself feel all grown-up.
Wanda's mother: Your Honor, could we take Wanda the fuck home?
Mrs. Vernon-Williams, Allison's Grandmother: Juvenile delinquents are everywhere. Right here in this community. Boys with long hair and tattoos who spit on the sidewalk. Girls who wear tight slacks. Hysterectomy pants, I call them.
Cry-Baby: Kiss Me! Kiss me hard.
Allison: I've never given a French kiss before.
Cry-Baby: Watch, its easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.
Allison: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?
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| | | | Ok, when it all comes down to it, i'm a total kid at heart....soooooo....quotes from "Over The Hedge" *g*
RJ: Ok, what we're goin' for is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
Hammy the Squirrel: Umm, excuse me!
[Raises hand]
RJ: Yes, Hammy?
Hammy the Squirrel: Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...
RJ: *Rabid*, not rabbit.
Hammy the Squirrel: Oh! Huh?
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Hammy the Squirrel: What is that?
RJ: That, my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor.
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RJ: No, Hammy, not the cookie. I told you that cookie was junk!
Hammy the Squirrel: But I like the cookie.
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RJ: That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in then because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
Penny: Jeepers, its so big!
Lou: How many humans fit in there?
RJ: Usually, one.
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Hammy the Squirrel: I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!
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Hammy the Squirrel: I've had dirt, I don't like dirt, it tastes like dirt!
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Hammy the Squirrel: Wanna help me find my nuts?
RJ: Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting...
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RJ: Do you like the cookie?
Hammy the Squirrel: I like the cookie!
RJ: [Throws cookie away] Well this cookie's yuck!
Hammy the Squirrel: But I thought I liked the cookie...
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*grin*
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For it was not into my ear He whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips He kissed, but my soul, He calls me slave, i call Him Master. ~Author Unknown
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| | | | probably one of my favourite movies of all time
and there are just TOO many quotes that i love in this movie,so i'll try narrow down
From: The Notebook
Young Noah: My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah
Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.
Duke: That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.
Young Allie: Now, say you're a bird.
Young Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Noah: Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone.
Young Allie: [Noah is about to lie down in the street intersection] You're gonna get hit.
Young Noah: [Looks around for oncoming cars, there aren't any in sight] Uhh, by all the cars?
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | From: Brother bear
Rutt: You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.
Tuke: Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.
Rutt: Oh nice, eh. pine-cone breath!
Tuke: Crusty tail!
Rutt: Twig legs!
Tuke: Big nose!
[Rutt gasps]
Tuke: ... sorry.
Rutt: You went too far that time.
Mabel: This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar.
Edgar: Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!
Koda: If the snow's white, then it's all right. Yellow or green, it's just not clean. I learned that one the hard way.
Tuke: How's it going, bear?
Kenai: Don't call me that.
Tuke: Sorry, um... Mister Bear?
Kenai: Enough with the stories. I don't care about the time you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever.
Koda: First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head.
Tuke: Do you wanna play "I Spy"?
Rutt: Yeah.
Tuke: Okay, I spy something... green.
Rutt: Tree?
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall.
Tuke: Tree.
Rutt: Ohh!
Tuke: My turn. I spy something... with bark.
Rutt: Tree.
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay, I spy something... a vertical log.
Tuke: Tree.
Rutt: Ohh!
Tuke: Okay, I spy...
Rutt: Tree!
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay...
Tuke: Tree!
Rutt: But I didn't spy anything!
Tuke: It counts!
[pause]
Rutt: Tree!
Tuke: Ohh, let's play something else.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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| | | | From: Kissing Jessica Stein
Jessica: I was surprised to learn that lesbians accessorized, I didn't know that.
Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?
Jessica: Nothing. I'm not.
Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this?
Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist.
Helen: Why not?
Jessica: Because it's private.
Helen: Who do you have to blow to get some fucking pussy around here!
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later. |
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