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From: The Princess Bride
Vizzini: Inconceivable.
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: The Big Lebowski
The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
The Dude: Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Dude: Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So, that's what you call me. You know, that, or his dudeness, or duder, or el duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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and...in the spirit of halloween
From: A Nightmare On Elm Street
Children: One, two, Freddy's coming for you. / Three, four, better lock your door. / Five, six, grab your crucifix. / Seven, eight, better stay awake. / Nine, ten, never sleep again.
Rod Lane: I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up, Tina... Had your name written all over it.
Tina Gray: There's four letters in my name, Rod. How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?
Rod Lane: Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower!
Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is on tonight.
Mrs. Lantz: Well how can you hear what she has to say?
Glen Lantz: Who cares what she has to say.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: Halloween
Dr. Sam Loomis: I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the *devil's* eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... *evil*.
Dr. Sam Loomis: You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.
Tommy Doyle: But I saw the boogeyman! I saw him!
Laurie: Okay, what did he look like?
Tommy Doyle: Ummm...
[pauses and thinks]
Tommy Doyle: the boogeyman!
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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probably one of my favourite movies of all time
and there are just TOO many quotes that i love in this movie,so i'll try narrow down
From: The Notebook
Young Noah: My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah
Noah: I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.
Duke: That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.
Young Allie: Now, say you're a bird.
Young Noah: If you're a bird, I'm a bird.
Noah: Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone.
Young Allie: [Noah is about to lie down in the street intersection] You're gonna get hit.
Young Noah: [Looks around for oncoming cars, there aren't any in sight] Uhh, by all the cars?
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: Brother bear
Rutt: You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.
Tuke: Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.
Rutt: Oh nice, eh. pine-cone breath!
Tuke: Crusty tail!
Rutt: Twig legs!
Tuke: Big nose!
[Rutt gasps]
Tuke: ... sorry.
Rutt: You went too far that time.
Mabel: This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar.
Edgar: Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!
Koda: If the snow's white, then it's all right. Yellow or green, it's just not clean. I learned that one the hard way.
Tuke: How's it going, bear?
Kenai: Don't call me that.
Tuke: Sorry, um... Mister Bear?
Kenai: Enough with the stories. I don't care about the time you and Binky found the world's biggest pine cone ever.
Koda: First of all, his name's Bucky, not Binky. And second, it wasn't a pine cone, it was a pine nut, and it was huge, even bigger than your fat head.
Tuke: Do you wanna play "I Spy"?
Rutt: Yeah.
Tuke: Okay, I spy something... green.
Rutt: Tree?
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall.
Tuke: Tree.
Rutt: Ohh!
Tuke: My turn. I spy something... with bark.
Rutt: Tree.
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay, I spy something... a vertical log.
Tuke: Tree.
Rutt: Ohh!
Tuke: Okay, I spy...
Rutt: Tree!
Tuke: Ohh!
Rutt: Okay...
Tuke: Tree!
Rutt: But I didn't spy anything!
Tuke: It counts!
[pause]
Rutt: Tree!
Tuke: Ohh, let's play something else.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: Kissing Jessica Stein
Jessica: I was surprised to learn that lesbians accessorized, I didn't know that.
Helen: Some people smoke pot, some people bungee jump, some people chant. What do you do to be happy?
Jessica: Nothing. I'm not.
Helen: What does your therapist say about all of this?
Jessica: Oh, I could never tell my therapist.
Helen: Why not?
Jessica: Because it's private.
Helen: Who do you have to blow to get some fucking pussy around here!
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Derek Zoolander: What say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo?
Hansel: Are you challenging me to a walk-off... Boo-Lander?
Hansel: Taste my pain, bitch!
Derek Zoolander: What? Are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
Matilda: A what?
Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... you know one who speaks at funerals.
Derek Zoolander: At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Maury Ballstein: I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.
Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?
Maury Ballstein: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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From: Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story
Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
Cotton McKnight: And the Average Joe's beat the Germans in a *shocking* upset.
Pepper Brooks: I feel *shocked*.
Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet dick, it's magic!
Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
White Goodman: I'm white. I'm white. W-H-I-T... E.
Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning.
Fran: I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
Sleep Later.
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Boondock Saints (If you have not seen this movie yet.... do so *w*)
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish
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